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Girlbot likes this Delicare M's (M stands for men). It's a lotion to soothe and cool your itchy crotch.

There's apparently a school called Virgin Academia. It's supposed to help you lose your virginity, and the textbook is called Virgin Breaker. By the way, that reminds me of this Ecuadorian guy who many times asked me, "How many girls you breakin'? I breakin' 4 girls. How many you breakin'?" The schools "consept" is:
1. Virginity isn't the individual's problem, but rather a problem of society.
2. They want to give virgins an opportunity to study the knowledge and information they need.
3. They want to decrease the number of virgins (those who don't want to be virgins).

There was an interesting/morbid article about people who clean up dead people's apartment's. Specifically it's about people who died alone and weren't discovered for a long time. Apparently it's a booming business.

There hasn't been a lot of Kyary Pamyu Pamyu news on here lately, but she's still keeping it real.

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— きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ (@pamyurin) June 28, 2015

Be the first (and last) person you know to know who The Falsettos are. This song reminds me a bit of The Walkmen.

Cancer Exam Guide

Bossman: Let me just say guyz, I'm really excited about this years cancer exam guidebook, and, thanx to your hard work, I can pretty much guarantee cancer exam numbers are going to be off the chart this year!

(polite applause)

Bossman: Yes, yes. But with that said, you know I can be a bit of a stickler. Can we look at page 5, the lung cancer and tuberculosis page? So, we've got the title and a drawing of lungs. That's it?

Kenji: Umm, yes, we thought lungs would be good because of those diseases.

Koji: Yeah, it like all sorta matches up.

Bossman: Okay, I feel you, I totally feel you, but... there's nothing really... drawing me in, you know?

Koji: Oh, we could put a face on the lungs!

Kenji: But there are two lungs. Are you thinking like two faces?

Koji: They could be the lung twins!

Bossman: But that reminds people of how they desperately want to have a ménages à trios with twins but have yet to achieve that goal. We don't want to rub failure in their faces. We need something... fun.

Koji: Umm... I spend a lot of my time drawing turtles.

Bossman: Could you put a red hat on one of those turtles of yours?

Koji: Yeah.

Kenji: How about a backpack?

Koji: With an umbrella and rolled up newspaper sticking out of it?

Bossman: Gentleman..., looks we just got ourselves one hell of a cancer guide!

(enthusiastic applause)

Teacher Buries Kittens Alive

Some parents argue that cats should not be murdered/tortured by teachers.

A male high school teacher in Chiba was arrested for burying five kittens alive on school property. The teacher, in his 30s, had three male students assist in digging the hole. Later, by himself, he buried the kittens, which appeared to be no older than 5 days old.

In his statement he said, "I buried them without thinking of the consequences. I didn't think about what the students would think. I'm very sorry." In his defense, it is always difficult to guess how other humans feel about burying things alive, especially when those humans are in a younger age group. The world changes so fast!

Sources: Yomiuri Online, asahi.com

Fugu

This is place where you can eat fugu, that poisonous fish that can kill you if you eat the wrong part. I've heard that the liver is both the most delicious and most poisonous part of the fish. I'm not sure how that works. I guess its kind of like how the most delicious thing to point a gun at is the inside of your mouth. Anyway, I ate fugu once. At least I think so. I was drunk at a restaurant and some Japanese dude made me eat some fish that he said was fugu. I suppose it's possible that he was just messy with me. It tasted kind of like fish.