Alpaca Wedding

It's no secret that a lot of men aren't very excited about wedding ceremonies. That's all about to change because every red-blooded male's dream has finally come true in Tochigi, Japan: a wedding with an alpaca for a ring bearer!!! Can you believe it, guyz! Weddings ain't just for ladies anymore!

I know what you're all thinking, and the answer is yes, they force the alpaca to wear a red bow tie!

アルパカ結婚式 in エピナール那須♡ こんな結婚式も悪くない！ 皆さんもどーですか？ リツイートお願いします‼︎ pic.twitter.com/RntWf8OP0K

— CHIAKI (@minichua_chi_ko) August 17, 2015

“@PECO_japan: 【ニュース】アルパカと一緒に結婚式ができる日本の結婚式が世界中で話題！ http://t.co/qlm3oWaqtd pic.twitter.com/8vxzgBL9CY”

— クリスチャン デブタン (@Uchihara_) August 11, 2015

That alpaca is just loving life! Now you're probably all wondering about touching policies. I couldn't find much about this, and the hotel didn't respond to my English screams over the phone, but it does appear that sandwiching the alpaca with bride and groom kisses is encouraged!

モフモフのアルパカがウェディングをお祝い！那須のリゾートホテルの結婚式サービスにアルパカ登場｜栃木県 那須郡那須町｜「Webマガジン コロカル」 http://t.co/VMvBnaCnju pic.twitter.com/dPaz3w43Yh

— ミニヤギのしろぺん@LINEスタンプ発売 (@shiropen) August 18, 2015

モフモフのアルパカがウェディングをお祝い！那須のリゾートホテルの結婚式サービスにアルパカ登場｜栃木県 那須郡那須町｜「Webマガジン コロカル」 http://t.co/VMvBnaCnju pic.twitter.com/dPaz3w43Yh

— ミニヤギのしろぺん@LINEスタンプ発売 (@shiropen) August 18, 2015

栃木では結婚式にアルパカが参列するらしいwwwwwww http://t.co/QsxILnmdnI pic.twitter.com/c3GWT1c9Rn

— 海外の反応 (@kaigai_react) July 17, 2015

I'm sure a lot of you are relieved to see that cross up there. Yes, it's a wedding Jesus would most certainly approve of. The wedding will only set you back ¥488,000 or a little over $4000.