Wednesday, April 2, 2014
Dolce Time
Boss Man: Okay team. We've really got to hammer out an ad for Dolce Time. Remember, this product has cookies and raspberry sauce covering cheese flavored ice-cream. Something working with that would be great. So, did you guyz come up with anything?
Terry: ...trampoline?...
Boss Man: I don't think I'm following you, Terry.
Bob: No, he's right. My cousin is super good at trampolines and can run up walls and stuff.
Boss Man:...Okay...ahh...Did anyone come up with a jingle or anything?
Ron: You know how there's that one one sound "che" in dolce?
Boss Man: Excuse me?
Bob: Actually, yeah, it's for sure a syllable.
Ron: Yeah, so I was thinking, che, che, che, dolce.
Boss Man: Oh, a man with rhythm. I like this. Anything else?
Terry: Mexican wrestling?...
Boss Man: Terry, why are you looking at the wall?
Ron: Oh yeah, a wrestling mask with "che" written on it!
Bob: My trampolining cousin's hobby is making wrestling masks!
Boss Man: It's not trampolining?
Ron: There should be an old guy watching that says it's dangerous. That would be a really good punch line.
Boss Man: I don't think you're using the term "punch line" appropriately. Is this seriously what you guyz want to do?
Bob: Boss Man, I just sexted my cousin and he's totally in!
Boss Man: (heavy sigh) Okay, just next time say texted.
Bob: ...But I made a penis joke in the text.
Boss Man: Still, just for me, say texted.
Bob: Sure thing, Boss Man.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment