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Monday, December 28, 2015

Star Wars Crap

I'm sure most of you know that this site was originally called The C-3PO Times, but, after a fair amount of legal trouble, we settled on the current title. Needless to say, we are quite excited to see 3PO and his robot life companion in the news again. Here are a few products available in Japan.


This is a blanket/cape available at Uniqlo. Very stylish and perfect for 4 foot tall humans.


Robot shaving cream. This is probably the closest I'll ever get to enjoying a shave from 3PO.


Robot bath tablets. You can finally feel the warm sent of C-3PO wrapped around your body. Just as you've always imagined. 3PO smells like bananas and R2 like soda.


Robot facial tissues. The holy grail for robosexual collectors.